| Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun. Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro. Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai. Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha. Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh? Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai ke tum kon ho Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li. Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho, Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya.. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai. Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti k sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi. | |